Questions of the day

•  What is it about leaving the house that prompts the brain, when you're already ten minutes late and two blocks away, to remember that you forgot to make that important call to the person who's leaving on vacation today?
• At what age/BMI/number-of-offspring does the list of things you forgot exceed the list of things you've accomplished in one morning?
• Which corporation or organization would you nominate for the Densest Customer Service Reps Award? 
• What portion of the decisions in your life fall in each of the following categories:
• Desire vs. need
• Good vs. better
• Good vs. bad
• Bad vs. worse
• How much of your day is (mostly) under your control?